Googlie Saftey Goggles

Does your life appear boring?

Now you too can see things clearly with the most amazing break-through of 21st century. These space-aged spectacles are both ergonomic and fashionable at the SAME TIME.

What would you expect to pay for the vision of the future? One billion dollars!? If you act now you could get them comparitively for free.

Be the envy of your hood.

Not convinced? Maybe this mostly-free informational video will loosen those tight wads.

[Unfourtunately eHow has deleted my instructional video. I hear by boycott their pathetic excuse for a website.]

While supply lasts.

DefectiveWear Presents:
Defective Stories of Defective People

Local patron Mitch recently purchased a DefectiveWear t-shirt. Upon receiveing his precious comodity, he tore it open (ed 209), put it on, and looked into the mirror only to giggle at himself for nearly five minutes. He couldn't wait to wear it out, to see the glorious reactions he would get. But he had no idea what was really in store. Saturday finally rolled around so he took this chance, put on his finest Defective shirt, and frequented his local brew pub. He walked up to the bar and said, "Bar keep, I'll take a mug of your finest sarsaparilla."

The bar keep walked over, the spurs on his boots pinging against the floor, "Coming right up." The bar keep poured the thick drink and placed it infront of Mr. Hines, "That's a mighty fine shirt you got there, this one is on the house." Stunned, Mitchell left a few bits of gold tipping the generous bar keep and finally understood the power of his Defective shirt.